An arrangement of happy birthday for the cheezy-Galway-flute-playing-fans.
Goth summer tip: wear so much make-up that no sun can touch your skin.
Listen folks: the history of our dance is ambidancetrous.
to the asshole who rant about it being a man-woman thing, sit the fuck down.
#THIS!#i freaking hate those people who are all#BACK IN THE DAY when men had their leading roles and women had to follow AND NEVER THE TWO SHALL MEET#freaking EXCUSE ME but that’s NOT WHAT PARTNER DANCING IS ABOUT#ITS A FUCKING CONVERSATION#being a good follow is knowing when your lead is wrong#it’s keeping your lead from running into obstacles they cannot see for themselves#it’s knowing when to take the lead for a few seconds but giving it back so smoothly that everyone thinks you were following the entire time#Good Leads Know How To Follow#being a good lead means protecting your follow and listening to what they are ‘telling’ you#it’s asking someone wether they are comfortable with lifts or dips#it’s moving your follow while still giving them room to move on their own#LEADING AND FOLLOWING ARE NOT GENDERED ROLES#LEADING IS NOT BEING IN COMPLETE CONTROL AND FOLLOWING IS NOT BEING COMPLETELY CONTROLLED#it’s called a partner dance for a reason you dipshits#you are PARTNERS#EQUALS#TWO HALVES THAT MAKE UP THE WHOLE OF THE DANCE#neither is better or more imortant than the other
Just in case anyone ever needs historical backup:
[I’m looking for my Exhibit B, but it seems to have gone missing temporarily]
This post got better, so. Reblogging again.
By the way, I found Exhibit B:
(It’s looped; the original clip is only a few seconds long.)
I was going to sleep but then I decided to art instead and now it’s 3:30 in the morning oops
at least I have a cool art thing now? At least I think it’s cool? It might just be the 3 in the morning loopy brain talking here
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
I’m a vampire! (or I was earlier today)
I was a vampire girl for an event today with vampire books and bats! Batssss!
A typical day on London Underground…