-Insert Witty Name Here-
Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
onegreenplanet:

How to Make Vegan Versions of Your Favorite Brand Name Foods

flute110:

An arrangement of happy birthday for the cheezy-Galway-flute-playing-fans.

blutbarbie:

Goth summer tip: wear so much make-up that no sun can touch your skin.

lindyloowho:

darkthoughtsandshinythingies:

lindyloowho:

autumnsweetheart:

colorfuloddity:

lindyloowho:

Listen folks: the history of our dance is ambidancetrous.

to the asshole who rant about it being a man-woman thing, sit the fuck down.

#THIS!#i freaking hate those people who are all#BACK IN THE DAY when men had their leading roles and women had to follow AND NEVER THE TWO SHALL MEET#freaking EXCUSE ME but that’s NOT WHAT PARTNER DANCING IS ABOUT#ITS A FUCKING CONVERSATION#being a good follow is knowing when your lead is wrong#it’s keeping your lead from running into obstacles they cannot see for themselves#it’s knowing when to take the lead for a few seconds but giving it back so smoothly that everyone thinks you were following the entire time#Good Leads Know How To Follow#being a good lead means protecting your follow and listening to what they are ‘telling’ you#it’s asking someone wether they are comfortable with lifts or dips#it’s moving your follow while still giving them room to move on their own#LEADING AND FOLLOWING ARE NOT GENDERED ROLES#LEADING IS NOT BEING IN COMPLETE CONTROL AND FOLLOWING IS NOT BEING COMPLETELY CONTROLLED#it’s called a partner dance for a reason you dipshits#you are PARTNERS#EQUALS#TWO HALVES THAT MAKE UP THE WHOLE OF THE DANCE#neither is better or more imortant than the other
THaNK

Just in case anyone ever needs historical backup: 
Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB28EIKC4DE
[I’m looking for my Exhibit B, but it seems to have gone missing temporarily]

This post got better, so. Reblogging again.

By the way, I found Exhibit B:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEp1-oo9u98
(It’s looped; the original clip is only a few seconds long.)

lindyloowho:

darkthoughtsandshinythingies:

lindyloowho:

autumnsweetheart:

colorfuloddity:

lindyloowho:

Listen folks: the history of our dance is ambidancetrous.

to the asshole who rant about it being a man-woman thing, sit the fuck down.

THaNK

Just in case anyone ever needs historical backup: 

Exhibit A:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB28EIKC4DE

[I’m looking for my Exhibit B, but it seems to have gone missing temporarily]

This post got better, so. Reblogging again.

By the way, I found Exhibit B:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEp1-oo9u98

(It’s looped; the original clip is only a few seconds long.)

I was going to sleep but then I decided to art instead and now it’s 3:30 in the morning oops

at least I have a cool art thing now? At least I think it’s cool? It might just be the 3 in the morning loopy brain talking here

Twelve in “Deep Breath

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

"Sawyer."

I’m a vampire! (or I was earlier today)

I was a vampire girl for an event today with vampire books and bats! Batssss!

I’m a vampire! (or I was earlier today)

I was a vampire girl for an event today with vampire books and bats! Batssss!

vegan-yums:

No bake vegan peanut butter cup cheesecakes / Recipe

lovelylovelyruthie:

A typical day on London Underground…

lovelylovelyruthie:

A typical day on London Underground…

mszombi:

dracmakens:

stop…..my heart can’t handle this kind of cuteness

Gotta reblog this every time, this gif is one of my favorite things about Halloween season on Tumblr

mszombi:

dracmakens:

stop…..my heart can’t handle this kind of cuteness

Gotta reblog this every time, this gif is one of my favorite things about Halloween season on Tumblr